I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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