Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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