Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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