you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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