This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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