Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
vagina is talking i cant
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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