good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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