Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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