i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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