The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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