i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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You. Win. At. Life.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
These tits shall not be calmed
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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