i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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