i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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