Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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