singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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