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Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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