Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Screwed.edu
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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