It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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