My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
tequila makes me forget i have legs
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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