We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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