Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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