Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So. Much. Porn.
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