NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Semen is not good for contacts.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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