White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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