No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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