I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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