Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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