she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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