Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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