idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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