I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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