Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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