No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Still dying that you shit outside
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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