The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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