so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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