its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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