He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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