i just google imaged poop.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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