Soap is not a condiment
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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