i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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