Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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