I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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