I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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