This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Girls should come with a carfax report
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
