Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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