she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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