Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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