great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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