what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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