But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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