I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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