Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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