theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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