i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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