I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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